Schools are closed. Homes are classrooms.
And, we’re learning a new curriculum... (mis)led by a substitute teacher. Life has become a common core math problem; challenging and confusing. But, with eyes open, we’re gonna solve it... together.
When we’re no longer divided, this virus will stop multiplying. So, let’s subtract, for the moment, our extra curricular activities. Then, this will all add up:
2 protect each other
2 defeat this pandemic
2 rebuild the economy
6 feet apart beats 6 feet under
We’re gonna ace this test together!
And for extra credit, let’s make sure that everyone has a lunch period on their schedule:
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